Do you own a pug? You may want to get rid of it right now. Call your family and get them out of the house. No one is safe from their adorable little squishy faces.
But in all seriousness, whether robot or human, we all need to talk to someone and you can always call Lifeline Australia at 13 11 14 or the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline in America at 1-800-273-8255. You can also reach out to us at firstname.lastname@example.org