Hannah is back with a new dream holiday – solving puzzles with the cats of Peace Island. In her absence, Luke has been a crotchety old man demanding those damn kids let him race trucks in peace.
Luke reveals the mystery game he was reviewing last week as well as his fear of spiders. Hannah asks the whether Han Solo is an octopus or a dog. Everyone agrees Disney should hire Luke already, Major Nelson needs to make Luke's life choices and Hannah shouldn't direct the next Star Wars.