We’re all back and we’ve brought the gift of “news”. It’s in quotations because we don’t recommend you actually listen to us for your news – there are professionals for that. But if you’re after a laugh, maybe some insight and a remix of Dan stumbling over his words then we’ve got you covered this week.
- Weather is a dick… news
- Longest standing video game record is a fake
- Joaquin Phoenix is such a Joker
- No white people aren’t being attacked at screenings of Black Panther, stop it
- Blind bisexual goose in love triangle with two swans, dies age 40
- Apparently Zack Snyder was fired from the DC Universe completely but nobody wanted to say
- A gunman broke into Gavin Free and Meg Turney’s home