July 21, 2020
This week Hannah is pro-vax and Luke is anti-Matt and it’s all Google’s fault or something. A little indie title called The Division 2 is out and Luke is counting down to a future where he can play the Master Chief Collection on all the platforms (but with more achievements, please).
What did New Zealand ever do to Luke? No, really, please tell us because Luke has a surprising amount of dislike in his heart for a pretty amazing place.This week, Hannah requests that whoever is in charge of these things please release Fable 4 and re-release Black & White, as she has unfinished business. Luke discusses games that actually exist like Far Cry New Dawn, and some that don’t, such as Fallout New Dawn before giving away a steam key.
Did you know Luke had cancer? Such a man of mystery who could totally still rock a mohawk if he wanted to.The embargo has finally lifted so we can talk about Toejam and Earl! Tune in to hear why it’s this week’s top pick, as well as Luke mourning his youth.
This week Hannah had a fun fact that was both fun and a fact. While we’re on the topic of odd occurrences, the people have not listened to Luke again and aren’t giving Anthem a chance. We are also starting to think about E3 – Sony has pulled out, does this mean there’s space for Luke to attend? Stay tuned to find out.
Let’s explore the galaxy! Or seven adorable planets’ worth in Astroneer! We still don’t understand what Kingdom Hearts is about or what Terry Crewes is cracking down in Crackdown 3, but there’s a lot to be excited about this week and everyone’s invited – just like Luke’s birthday parties.
Not even an introductory five cut scenes could explain Kingdom Hearts 3 to Luke, but he has bravely carried on in the name of achievements.This week he has also tried playing Apex Legends, World Enduring Rally and money laundering. The last was not a game to anyone involved and he is no longer allowed back at the bank. Please pledge at Patreon so he can keep buying gin.
I don’t know, it all feels a bit samey. This week Luke enters the terrible twos with Life is Strange 2 and Resident Evil 2. He would also like it if someone recapped Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 so he’s ready for the full Donald experience next week. In the meantime, everyone is invited to Hannah’s birthday party so please keep March free.
We’re back after a very extended Christmas! We missed you too much tp stay away. It turns out that VR is the gateway to smoking. This was not covered in any of the peer pressure talks Luke was given as a teenager so he’s not sure where to go from here. The tobacconist? In other news, Luke reviews the Grand Tour, the new Walking Dead episodes and pledges his eternal allegiance to Toejam Earl while Hannah tries to remember how to speak English. Good times.