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Luke will never work with food, unless it’s in a video game and there are achievements. It’s a vow he made as a youth and he’s stuck to it. Top points for consistency.Whoop-de-doo.

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HOLD IT!! Luke has been playing Phoenix Wright, Attorney-at-Law and learning a lot about the legal system. OBJECTION!! Luke claims the only thing he’s learnt this week is WJCBB-5RRJK-9B3RJ-6XT3T-CBZBF. Is it zed or zee? You say potato, I say enjoy some golden keys in Borderlands. Please also join a trip down memory lane with Final Fantasy VII, Borderlands, animal deaths in children’s films and Assassin’s Creed. 

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Everything old is new again when you remaster games. This week we talk Borderlands, Walking Dead and Skyrim Grandma! Also, if you own Sea of Thieves, get in contact. Luke has a ship to crew (he calls Captain, though).

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This week Hannah is pro-vax and Luke is anti-Matt and it’s all Google’s fault or something. A little indie title called The Division 2 is out and Luke is counting down to a future where he can play the Master Chief Collection on all the platforms (but with more achievements, please).

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What did New Zealand ever do to Luke? No, really, please tell us because Luke has a surprising amount of dislike in his heart for a pretty amazing place.This week, Hannah requests that whoever is in charge of these things please release Fable 4 and re-release Black & White, as she has unfinished business. Luke discusses games that actually exist like Far Cry New Dawn, and some that don’t, such as Fallout New Dawn before giving away a steam key.

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Did you know Luke had cancer? Such a man of mystery who could totally still rock a mohawk if he wanted to.The embargo has finally lifted so we can talk about Toejam and Earl! Tune in to hear why it’s this week’s top pick, as well as Luke mourning his youth.

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This week Hannah had a fun fact that was both fun and a fact. While we’re on the topic of odd occurrences, the people have not listened to Luke again and aren’t giving Anthem a chance. We are also starting to think about E3 – Sony has pulled out, does this mean there’s space for Luke to attend? Stay tuned to find out.

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This week we agree the Olympics are right to ignore eSports and wrong to not bring back tug of war. The controversy doesn’t end here – Luke also has strong opinions on Anthem and even stronger feelings on cross-platform gaming.

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Let’s explore the galaxy! Or seven adorable planets’ worth in Astroneer! We still don’t understand what Kingdom Hearts is about or what Terry Crewes is cracking down in Crackdown 3, but there’s a lot to be excited about this week and everyone’s invited – just like Luke’s birthday parties.

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Not even an introductory five cut scenes could explain Kingdom Hearts 3 to Luke, but he has bravely carried on in the name of achievements.This week he has also tried playing Apex Legends, World Enduring Rally and money laundering. The last was not a game to anyone involved and he is no longer allowed back at the bank. Please pledge at Patreon so he can keep buying gin.