By the time you hear this at least one of us will hopefully have pre-ordered a new Xbox. Hopefully more than one of us.

Dan’s locked in a room with nothing but his laptop and a leaky bottle of soy milk while Matt and Luke are stuck out here with the rest of you. Who’s got it worse?

Dan ventures out into the world and puts his life at risk to relive the ancient practice of “going to the movies”. Matt was wrong about Bioshock Infinite and somewhere out there is audio evidence. Luke is always the fun guy, but you already knew that.