Hey kid, wanna hear the plot to The Last Jedi? Dan had a dream he saw the film and now we know everything that happens in it… although, he may have confused it with the plot of the porn parody, Star Whores: The Assed Jedi.

We’ve got movies, games, fantasy space station geography and crowd funding amongst other things this week.

If you’ve got a terrible game you want Luke to play then send them in: [email protected]. We really want to get this “Luke plays with feces” segment off the ground. Heh.