Hey kid, wanna hear the plot to The Last Jedi? Dan had a dream he saw the film and now we know everything that happens in it… although, he may have confused it with the plot of the porn parody, Star Whores: The Assed Jedi.
Luke is motor-scootering his way across America to get to Matt so he was unable to record this episode. That’s okay! Dan and Matt had quite a lot to say on the subject of idiots and beautiful people.
Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.
Luke is off the menu, ladies and gentlemen. In this episode, we give out some listener advice for a strong and healthy marriage while still maintaining your gamerscore.
We are also now holding a competition for his new nickname; currently topping the charts is Cripple McCripface.
What happens when Matt misses a week of recording? Luke and Dan introduce a new segment in which they use bad mental mathematics to calculate the amount you should sue for.
Warning: Do not give weapons to your pets.
In this episode we follow up on the fact that we never follow up on anything.
Luke and Matt are here to ease you through the (temporary) loss of Dan, who we can only assume got held up at customs declaring all of his new Mormon wives.
Slap on your swimsuits and punch a baby, it’s Multiple Nerdgasm Episode 151!
Racism doesn’t exist anymore! Just play with your cat! But don’t get too comfortable because somebody might be coming to chop off your dick.