We’ve got a brand new episode and it’s filled with inaccurate reviews and inappropriate jokes. This episode is for you, Chiller 7!

Luke is motor-scootering his way across America to get to Matt so he was unable to record this episode. That’s okay! Dan and Matt had quite a lot to say on the subject of idiots and beautiful people.

Luke is finally back from Japan! Did he get Dan some soiled underwear from a vending machine?! Listen to find out.

Luke is still off on his Japanese honeymoon, so Dan and Matt take you through Michael Keaton’s career, film pre-orders, the video games they’re currently playing and women in film. If there is a segment of this podcast you didn’t enjoy, remember: It’s not them; it’s their dicks.

Imagine if everyone had to pay an idiot tax every time they did something stupid.
We would like to offer our apologies for the audio quality of this episode. In the absence of Luke, Dan assumed his mantle and got drunk, which consequently led to him recording into what can only be described as a potato. An echo chamber of potatoes.

Luke finally follows through on something… right before he leaves us for Japan. We think he might be auditioning for an anime with his uniquely European appearance.

Beware of Batman V Superman spoilers from 6:48 to 34:10 but we accidentally spoke about superheroes throughout most of the episode. Hopefully Luke doesn’t get in trouble off his mum.

This week’s episode is full of betrayal: Luke betraying Matt, Matt betraying Dan, thieves betraying our listeners and everyone betraying Terry Smallshoe.