It’s Independence Day! No the aliens aren’t here, but we are and we come in peace bringing you this week’s nerdy news, discussions and opinions. What happened to Norway’s junk? What is NASA up to on Mars? Can I still purchase a bride at Disneyland? We answer all these questions and more!

Happy 20th birthday, DVDs! And happy 39th year of still being with us, Devon Sawa! We’re glad you’re not a statistic but maybe a little sad that we haven’t seen you in anything lately.

Luke is motor-scootering his way across America to get to Matt so he was unable to record this episode. That’s okay! Dan and Matt had quite a lot to say on the subject of idiots and beautiful people.

What would your porn name be?

We’re all back this week and we’ve got some live recordings from EB Expo, some news from Terry Smallshoe and whole lot of stupid stuff to talk about.

Seems as if Matt is headed to Mars! Maybe he’s not aware yet that there is no need to go all that way: he can buy a simulated Martian appendage right here on Earth.