Hey kid, wanna hear the plot to The Last Jedi? Dan had a dream he saw the film and now we know everything that happens in it... although, he may have confused it with the plot of the porn parody, Star Whores: The Assed Jedi.

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Even been bitten by a snake? Neither have we. Ever been sent to a psychiatric hospital after starring in a Star Wars film? Neither have we. Ever had a life like sex doll of your deceased lover constructed for you? Neither have we. Ever thought Scarlet Johansson was Japanese? Neither have we. But we did talk about all this stuff, and more!

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